Mar
15
My co-workers are driving me crazy
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These idiots. Can’t they do anything right? All day long, they mess things up. I should have a staff of twenty world experts, and what do I get? three people. Yes, I don’t care if the Board of Directors reads this. Screw them too. Give me resources if you want me to create a damn miracle! What the hell is wrong with these people?
Nov
7
Everyone is trying to steal my science! They are THIEVES! and they will FAIL! I have a friend who is named Magnus I should introduce these people to. HOW INFURIATING!!! This is a blatant theft of my science:
Thieving bastards, you will not get away with it!
And neither will THESE BASTARDS!
Dec
26
I know this man. I met him at a conference in Brussels in 2003. He is not fit to prep slides for me - he has stolen my science and is trying to steal my achievement, but he does NOT have the mental horsepower to do so. He does NOT have the team that I have. I have the best bioinformatics scientist in the WORLD on my team. We will beat him. Carl Zimmer, do you HEAR ME? YOU WILL NOT WIN!
Jan
2
Wikipedia can suck it
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I know English pretty well, and I have to write this blog as part of my contractual obligations. Teyshawn, my assistant, has been helping me with my “slang.” The term I wanted help with was “saugen Sie meine Penis.” He told me the best translation is “suck it.”
Therefore, Wikipedia can SUCK IT. Look at this article and I’m not even mentioned:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioinformatics
There, Board of Directors, I posted this month. Are you happy now?
essen Sie Rückstände.
Mar
20
I wish the damn Board of Directors would do something about this fat, crazy woman that is on my project.
http://godmachinist.blogspot.com/2007/03/rhumkorrff-is-khu-wu.html
Who does she think she’s fooling? Is the the ONLY PERSNO that knows how to use the computer? I don’t think so. I can tell you that tomorrow, I’m going to make her life hell.
http://www.ancestornovel.com
Mar
26
Esmail Zanjani is a hack, and he’s not fit to clean my underwear. He is trying to rip me off with his preposterous sheep-human chimera. This is a joke, I’m already so far ahead Zanjani might as well be flipping burgers. In five or six days, we will permanently solve the problem of xenotransplantation!
Read their bullshit here.
Read their bullshit here.